close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Snoring

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Feb 12, 2007.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Hope this is not too off color...thought it was kind of funny:

    A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the
    wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to
    tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. "Yeah
    right!" she says.

    A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The
    wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes
    to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully
    around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The
    woman is amazed.

    Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking
    with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring
    loudly. The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she
    goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it
    around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The
    woman sleeps soundly.

    The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the
    bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror
    and sees the blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused,
    and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached
    to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and
    whispers, "I don't know where we were ...or what we did ...but, by God
    ...We took FIRST and SECOND place."
     
  2. Good one

    I like that!
    :evilsmile