SOUTHERN TERRORIST ADVISORY ATLANTA (AP September 16) - The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck girls. The result is not pretty and the governors now have the sad task of reporting the emergence of a new race: Islamabubbas. So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported .. but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following offspring: Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba BubbaBobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have sprung from one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.