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Southern Terrorist Advisory

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jul 21, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod


    ATLANTA (AP September 16) - The governors of Alabama, South

    Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that

    they have made a disturbing discovery in their states.

    Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become

    romantically involved with local redneck girls. The result is not

    pretty and the governors now have the sad task of reporting the

    emergence of a new race: Islamabubbas.

    So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported .. but

    Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to

    isolate and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the

    following offspring:

    Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba

    Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba BubbaBobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat

    Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl

    Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat

    Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have

    sprung from one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.