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SOUTHERN TERRORIST ADVISORY

ATLANTA (AP September 16) - The governors of Alabama, South

Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that

they have made a disturbing discovery in their states.

Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become

romantically involved with local ******* girls. The result is not

pretty and the governors now have the sad task of reporting the

emergence of a new race: Islamabubbas.

So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported .. but

Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to

isolate and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the

following offspring:

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba

Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba BubbaBobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat

Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl

Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat

Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have

sprung from one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.

 
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