A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well I can think of one thing" the man offered. "Once on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over , ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled "Now back off or I'll kick the chit out of all of you!!!' St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" "Just a couple of minutes ago."