State Trooper

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, May 17, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    [ The test--]

    An Indiana State Trooper pulled a car over on I-69 about 2 miles North

    of the Indiana/ Michigan state line. When the Trooper asked thedriver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Fort Wayne to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.

    The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

    The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment onahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he hadsome flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them.

    The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

    While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunk good old boy, from Columbia City, got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened therear door and got in.

    The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, "You might as well take my buttbto jail, cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."

  2. Honest, I was never near there.

  3. It said drunk "GOOD" 'Ol Boy, Quail. It wasn't about you...really!!!!

    Besides, he didn't say anything about MIDGET clown, juggler...O.K.??
  4. I have enough trouble just trying to juggle my time.:bloos:
  5. You sure that isnt an Italian drunk test?