Talcum powder

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jul 13, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

    "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

    She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."
     

  2. That could work if the husband was a fruit.
     
  3. Are you speaking from experience? By the way, does it also work better with "Fruit of the Looms"?

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