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Tarot Reader

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Nov 29, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news; "There is no easy way to say this so I'll just be blunt, prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

    Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.

    She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked: "Will I get away with it?"