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Test for Dementia

Discussion in 'Sound Off' started by ccavacini, Jan 5, 2007.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Test for Dementia

    "It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test."

    Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so.. Below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of intelligence.

    So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your answer.

    OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin.WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!

    1. What do you put in a toaster?

    Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.

    2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

    Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not
    attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3.

    3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

    Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
    bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions?????

    If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.

    4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany ) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

    Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors.

    If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.

    5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

    Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!

    Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

  2. I bombed out at #3. Guess this means I'm demented, now what?

  3. Went out at #4 so by the time im your age Quail I'll probally only get one right, and by the time im 80 i'll be in the looney bin!
  4. Guess?? You could have saved yourself some time and energy just by asking me Quail.
  5. wow i crapped out after 1...and to think they let me use guns without supervision
  6. :cheeky-sm
  7. :biggrin:
  8. Green bricks......Green houses..... 36 years old and dementia has set in. Oh well as long as I can get to the lake and in the woods thats fine. But with demensia I definately can't work which, might work to my advantage.
  9. Shell game with bucks and trucks

    I heard of another test for this.
    If you put a deer into the back of one of two trucks, then drive over to a friends house to show him the deer, are you demented if you drove the wrong truck? Does it just mean that all Fords look alike? I won't mention any names here to protect the demented one, does provide food for thought. :evil:
  10. Was that deer alive, taken, harvested or culled Quail?
    I am a Ford guy driving the other brand (bow tie) for now, does that make me demented too?
  11. I can't really report on the health of said deer, as I didn't get the chance to actually see it.
    I'm also not really Ford bashing, just giving a buddy a hard time.
  12. Update

    For the record, let it be know that the demented one showed up in my drive this afternoon with the right truck and the rack in the back.

    Nice looking 8 point.

    One would think the dementia would end there, but then he went on to mention he'd just come back from showing Dean the rack, and that Dean was "working"....
  13. ....which we all know is totally BS. Actually, I just got done working. I go toward my vehicle and see this lunatic (in a Ford truck no less) driving precariously close to it. Out of the corner of my eye I look up and who do I see?? 410!!! He and his wife and his bitch (seriously, it was his female Beagle) had come down to the store. Tucker showed me that same buck...a nice 8 pointer.
    It was good to see you Tuck. Love your little friend there. I have a soft spot for Beagles.

    Oh, and BTW...I think that a vast majority of folks on this site are demented.....whatever it is that they drive.
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  14. What I'm really trying to say is that most of you are whacked, crazy, coocoo, nutso, psycho (esp. you Bubba), lulu, loco,whacko, warped, loony, goofy, ate up, tore up, zapped, and/or whacked. What I'm really trying to say is that you guys are :dizzy: and :coco: .
  15. Now don't sugar coat it, tell us how you really feel about us.