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Texas Preacher

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jul 12, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Texas Preacher

    The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty, the country music singer.

    One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to service lately.

    He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door. When she answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"

    "No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I came to have prayer with you."

    So she said come right on in.

    He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.

    Then he came to a young widow woman's house on the end of the street. She was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around her and opened the door.

    When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands - which allowed the towel to fall to the floor.





    "Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!"

    And the preacher said...........



    " Hello, Darlin!! "

     

  2. The Devil can reach anyone....I mean anyone......!!!!! Another dandy Cary!!
     
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