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The beaver story...

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by crookedlake92, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. >>>> Subject: The Beaver Story...
    >>>> An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
    >>>> The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said
    >> "Things
    >>>> are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride
    >> who
    >>>> is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
    >>>> The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to
    >> tell a
    >>>> story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter
    >> and
    >>>> never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he
    >> was
    >>>> in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane
    >> instead
    >>>> of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male
    >> beaver
    >>>> sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home
    >> and
    >>>> so couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised
    >>>> his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting
    >>>> rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the
    >>>> beaver fell over dead.
    >>>> Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
    >>>> The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
    >>>> couple of rounds into that beaver."
    >>>> The doctor replied, "My point exactly.

  2. dean I don't think that surprises anyone...
    if you were getting it you wouldn't have time for 3800 posts
  3. Oh Jonesy....... Were you inferring that Deano doesn't get beaver????????????????
  4. What would he do with a beaver? They bite! I prefer girls....
  5. We just don't know about Dean......