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The Clintons

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Mar 16, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were all killed in an airplane crash. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al Gore first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
    Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I not serve. And I've come to understand that now."


    God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left." God then asks Bill Clinton what he believes in.


    Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."


    God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."

    God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

    "I believe you're in my chair."