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The Convict

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Apr 11, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    The Convict

    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He

    breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young

    couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

    While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of

    her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

    While he is in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,

    this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He has Probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed neck.

    If he wants sex, don't resist, don't whatever he tells you.

    Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously

    very dangerous. If he gets angry, he could kill us both. Be strong, honey

    I love you!"

    His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my

    ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had

    any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.

    Be strong honey. I love you, too!"

  2. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! :help: