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The Creation of Indiana

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by lilkrou, Jan 8, 2007.

  1. Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.

    Eventually, Michael the Archangel found Him, resting on the seventh day.

    He inquired of God, "Where have You been?"

    God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made!"

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

    "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth, and it's going to be a great place of balance."

    "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

    God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. And over there I've placed a continent of white people, while over here is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

    The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass and said, "What's that one?"

    "Ah," said God. "That's Indiana, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The people from Indiana are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"

    God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around them in Ohio, Kentucky, Illinois, and Michigan.":coco:
  2. :evilsmile :16suspect :evilsmile :16suspect


    :biggrin: :tongue: :biggrin: :tongue:


  3. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Ouch....that was good.
  4. Just for the record, I was not trying to re-start the us (Indiana) vs. them (Illiinois, Ohio, Kentucky, or Michigan):grouphug: debate again.:banghead3
  5. don't worry

    they can't be insulted. :evilsmile they can't read!
  6. Those guys in Michigan can get pretty mean. I live right up near the state line. Not long ago they were throwing dynamite across the border into Indiana. Hoosiers present, lit the dynamite and threw it back ;)
  7. Man...... I must have skipped that part in the bible.
  8. Hey Goggle, I just wanted to point out that you (a moderator) have re-started the Indiana vs. Michigan squabbling. It's good to see.....

    Steve? You a Michigander?


    "L-et's get ready to Ruuuuuummmmmmbbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeeeeee"!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 9, 2007
  9. if i were laughing any harder I'd have to change pants!!!!
    thats awesome!!!
  10. I always wondered why Indiana was surrounded by insanity.
  11. Michigan? It is what it is.
    I'm ready for a demotion :) :rolleyes: :biggrin:

    (actually if my wife would let me I'd move to Northern Michigan)