In the chat room last night our own James "Coach" Lyon(s) reported that he was going walleye fishing (*&^%$%^$$!!!!!!!) this A.M. However, we noticed that he hasn't been released from his "duties" yet. When confronted with said "duties", the Coach replied "Flu".... Flu????? What type of Flu you ask? F.L.U?? I came up with Fishing Lies Used :hide: .... O.K. O.K. Pigeoncrapper came up with Fishing Lies Used, my version was .... Fishing Line Under. Who can come up with some good ones for F.L.U? I thought I may be coming down with a touch of that last night after Coach mentioned it. The symptoms of this Springtime F.L.U can be one or more of the following: 1) A sudden twitching of your dominate wrist.... 2) Sudden daydreaming of the piscatorial kind; lack of focus on common everyday, unimportant tasks..... 3) Buying Tartar Sauce at the store without realizing it... 4) An inability to hear the wife/girlfriend's pleas to mow the yard, do landscaping work, etc.... 5) Going to local bait shops for no apparent reason... 6) Going to Gander Mountain, Cabela's and "camping" out in the piscatorial section.... Any other symptoms that I am not aware of? This F.L.U is serious stuff folks. As you can see it can affect the nervous systom, brain, hearing, memory, reasoning, stomach, etc. Is there any cure? Good luck out there Coach and everyone else. Don't forget the tissues...:corkysm55 Sniff, sniff, a a A A AH-CHEW!!!!!!!! Fish On!!!