The good, the bad, and the ugly

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Mar 23, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    The Good, Bad & Ugly

    Good : Your wife is pregnant.
    Bad : It's triplets.
    Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.

    Good : Your wife's not talking to you
    Bad : She wants a divorce.
    Ugly : She's a lawyer.

    Good : Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
    Ugly : So are you.

    Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
    Ugly : You're in them.

    Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
    Ugly : Your 12 year old daughter borrowed them.

    Good : Your husband understands fashion.
    Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
    Ugly : He looks better than you.

    Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your
    Bad : She keeps interrupting.
    Ugly : With corrections

    Good : Your son is dating someone new.
    Bad : It's another man.
    Ugly : He's your best friend.

    Good : Your daughter got a new job.
    Bad : As a hooker.
    Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
    Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.
  2. Good: you just got married
    Bad: She about 6 months along
    Ugly: You are brother and sister
    Super Ugly: So is your mom and dad

  3. Yikes.... Holy chit!!! That last one would be way ugly :yikes: