The Rodeo

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jan 31, 2007.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    [SIZE=-1]A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their
    first stops was the
    breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen
    and there was a
    sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times
    last year."

    The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and
    said, "See?.He mated 50 times last year ... once-a-week."

    They walked to the second pen which had a sign
    attached that said, "This
    bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her
    husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could
    learn a lot from him."

    They walked to the third pen and it had a sign
    attached that said, in
    capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last

    The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
    said, that's once-a-DAY!!! You could REALLY learn
    something from this

    The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask
    him if it was with
    the same cow."

    NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from
    critical to stable
    and the doctors say after months of rehab and a couple
    more operations
    he will be ok.

  2. That's too funny!:coolgleam
  3. Thats A Good One Cary!!!!!!!
  4. thats hilarious...
    wish my wife had thought so...
    now my neck hurts
  5. That is hilarious and I dont even have a wife.
  6. :cwm27: to bad the ladies don't think so:bash: was worth it i'm still laughing