A young woman went to visit her grandma since her grandpa had just died. He was in his 90's when he passed away. The woman asked her grandma how he died. Well, we were making love last sunday morning when he had a heart attack. Wow, said the woman, why on earth are you still doing that in your 90's, didn't you know it could be bad for your health? Well, said the grandma we decided to only do it on sunday morning to the rhythm of the church bells. Nice and slow... in on the ding out on the dong.....And as the grandma wipes a tear from her eyes she says, and he'd still be alive today if it weren't for the damn icecream truck.