The Zipper

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Sep 27, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    The Zipper

    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman
    wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for the bus.

    As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get
    on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
    allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to
    the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her
    skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack
    to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to
    discover that she couldn't!

    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
    reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more,
    and for the second time attempted the step. Once again,
    much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

    With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
    to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

    About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
    picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on
    the step of the bus.

    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
    screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know

    who you are!"

    The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would

    agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a
    figured we was friends."