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there are many reasons why a post can be misunderstood

Discussion in 'Sound Off' started by psychobubba, Feb 26, 2006.

  1. There are many reasons why a post can be misunderstood [​IMG]

    Why English is so difficult !!!
    1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
    2) The farm was used to produce produce.
    3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
    4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
    5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
    6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
    7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
    8) At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
    9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
    10) I did not object to the object.
    11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
    12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
    13) They were too close to the door to close it.
    14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
    15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
    16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
    17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
    18) After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
    19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
    20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
    21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
    22) I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.
    23) My watch says two to two, too.
    There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square. Noses that run and feet that smell?
    Alarm goes off by going on [​IMG]

    :dizzy: :dizzy: :tdo12: :yeahthat:
  2. Now you've really got me confused!!!!!

  3. That was good, had to forward that to a few people.
  4. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    That's good...I give that to my Comp kids to show them just how difficult our language is.
  5. Phonics is a terrible way to learn how to read and spell the English language.
  6. Thats why some things are taken wrong here ,if you dont watch how you word a post it can be taken with an attitude when there was none.
  7. missunderstood attitude

    ATTITUDE: Good, Bad does it matter? Difference of opinion is what makes these sites interesting! :evilsmile
  8. My big problem with posting is spelling and its taked the wrong way. EXAMPLE: the other night on the chat I told James about such things and I spelled suck things that will have other read the post wrong. Sorry James
  9. don't sweat it kid!!

    do the best you can 410....we'll figure it out.......:coolgleam
  10. Exactly what Dean said...we'll figure it out. You don't have to apologize to me 410. :)