Thoughts for the day

Discussion in 'Sound Off' started by ccavacini, Aug 17, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the

    same night.

    Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

    Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a

    garage makes you a car.

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried


    My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

    Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

    It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

    For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

    If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

    Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

    A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

    Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

    Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

    No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

    Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

    Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before

    you need it.

    There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

    Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when

    you make it again.

    By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

    Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

    If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race has not

    achieved, & never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be


    There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

    People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want

    you to share yours with them.

    You should not confuse your career with your life.

    Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

    Never lick a steak knife.

    The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that

    you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her

    at that moment.

    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,

    religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside,

    we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

    Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a

    lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the


  2. Pretty deep thoughts for a first day back at school! :)