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Three Grandmas

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jan 27, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Three Grandmas

    Three old grandmas were sitting on a bench outside The IndianaSportsman nursing home.

    An old man walked by, and one of the old grandmas says, "We

    bet we can tell how old you are."

    The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it."

    One of the grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your

    undershorts and we can tell your exact age."

    He did. The grandmas stared at him for a while and then they all

    piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"

    The old man was stunned, "Amazing! How did you guess that?"

    The old grandmas, laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from

    ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, "You told us yesterday.