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Top 16 Country Songs

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Apr 13, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod


    16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your butt Out All Day Long

    15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

    14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

    13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

    12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

    11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

    10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

    9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

    8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

    7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

    6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

    5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

    4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

    3. Her Tooth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

    2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

    1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With a Few