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Top 17 Country Song Titles

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Aug 17, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Top 17 Country Song Titles:

    17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

    16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Butt Out All Day

    15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

    14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

    13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away

    12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

    11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better.

    10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

    9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

    8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

    7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

    6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

    5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

    4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

    3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

    2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

    1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up
    With A Few
  2. Just wondering, how many of these song titles apply to all of us! I think 9 or 10 of them could have applied to me in the past!!:banghead3

  3. Song: All ways take a fat lady home. You know she has food in the cabinet.