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Tree Hugger

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Aug 23, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    The Tree Hugger

    While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods a man came

    upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

    Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck

    are you doing?

    "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

    "You gotta be kiddin' me."

    "No, would you like to give it a try?"

    Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he

    wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.

    With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him,

    took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

    Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy

    handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What happened to you?"

    He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

    When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head

    in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the

    ear and said, "Man, this just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
  2. Treehugger??????????????????????????:confused:

  3. Looks like he should be renamed to pillow bitter. Thats just nasty. Broke back mountain style!
  4. treehugger's dumpster

    Is this the thread where we get to bash Randy???
  5. Randy you don't have to take this. but man is it fun sometimes.HA!
  6. I swear it ain't me guys...honest!!!
  7. I believe you Randy, really I do.