After months of hunting and scouting for deer in the Indiana woods, Treehugger was letting his hygene go a bit. His hair was long, beard was really bushy and he always seemed to smell like doe pee. Well, this didnt set well with Huggers wife, she hated it...all scruffy and smelly, and half the time drunk. After a long days hunt and about 4 hours at the bar, Hugger saw himself in the bar mirror. He thought to himself...I do look bad. So he goes and gets him some new clothes, a shave, haircut and bath. Now hes ready to surprise his wife. He gets home around 9:00 and shes in the bed, he sneaks in and gets in the bed with her. In the darkness she rubs his face and smells his neck. "Mmmmmmmmm, you smell good, but if you want any of this tonight you better hurry. My husband will be home in about an hour.