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Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jan 26, 2007.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    TRUE BEARS FAN


    A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Bear's game. As he sits down, a
    man
    comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
    "No,"
    he says, "the seat is empty."

    "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
    have a
    seat like this for the Bears game, the biggest sporting event in the
    world,
    and not use it?"

    He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
    come
    with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Bears game we
    haven't
    been to together since we got married in 1967."

    "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
    someone
    else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"


    The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."