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Two Chimps and a Blonde

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jul 10, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Two Chimps and a Blonde
    A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from
    San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose
    truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car
    and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

    "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a

    "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three
    hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two
    chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the
    San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I
    don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could
    you possibly take them to the zoo for me?
    I' ll give you $100 for your trouble."

    "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two
    chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the
    blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat
    belts. Off they went.

    Five hours later, the truck driver was driving
    through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was
    horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the
    street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to
    the amusement of a big crowd.

    With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road
    and ran over to the blonde. What the heck are you
    doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take
    these chimpanzees to the zoo."

    "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we
    had money left over---so now we're going to Sea World.