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Upper Management

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by eschatts, May 18, 2005.

  1. I can't take credit for this because I read it on another forum. I thought I would post it here.

    [font=verdana, arial, helvetica]An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
    > The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a
    > tall mug of coffee.
    > The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
    > buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter
    > everywhere, then just walks out.
    > The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
    > pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter
    > and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
    > The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess
    > from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
    > The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for " UPPER MANAGEMENT "
    > position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others
    > to clean up, disappear for rest of day
  2. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    That's a good one....I copied it and sent it to some of our administrators (high school) ...see if they get the idea.

  3. I got it off of the forum and thought it was pretty good. Unfortunately most administrators won't admit to that.

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