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I can't take credit for this because I read it on another forum. I thought I would post it here.

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
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> The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a
> tall mug of coffee.
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> The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
> buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter
> everywhere, then just walks out.
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> The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
> pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter
> and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
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> The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess
> from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
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> The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for " UPPER MANAGEMENT "
> position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others
> to clean up, disappear for rest of day
 

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That's a good one....I copied it and sent it to some of our administrators (high school) ...see if they get the idea.
 

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I got it off of the OhioSportsman.com forum and thought it was pretty good. Unfortunately most administrators won't admit to that.

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