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Discussion in 'Sound Off' started by ccavacini, Sep 1, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    A United States marine was attending some college courses between

    assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of

    the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of

    the ACLU.

    One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to

    the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to

    knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

    The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes

    went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still

    waiting."

    It got down to the last couple of minutes when the marine got out of his

    chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off

    the platform.

    The professor was out cold. The marine went back to his seat and sat

    there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat

    there looking on in silence.

    The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the

    marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do

    that?"

    The marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's

    troops who are protecting your right to say stupid crap and act like an

    jerk. ................So, He sent me."

     

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