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A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas,
TX, where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.
Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description of how
the store operates.

There are only 6 floors. It states that the attributes of the men
increase
as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As
you
open the door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor,
but if
you go up a floor,
you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
have jobs.

She continues on. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men
have
jobs and love kids.

She continues on. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men
have
jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs,
love kids,
are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These
men
have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and
have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
Sign
reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There
are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

:bonk:
 
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