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Walmart Wine

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jan 16, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Wal-Mart Wine

    Wal-Mart announced on January 3, 2006, that it will begin offering
    customers a new discount item - WALMART's own brand of wine. The world's
    largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of
    California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $1- $3
    range.

    Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart
    brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive
    wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of
    Arkansas, Bentonville.
    She said: "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were
    conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine
    brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

    10. Chateau Traileur Parc

    9. White Trashfindel

    8. Big Red Gulp

    7. World Championship Riesling

    6. NASCARbernet

    5. Chef Boyardeaux

    4. Peanut Noir

    3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

    2. Grape Expectations


    1. Nasti Spumante


    The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white
    meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
     
  2. Out West they are selling one buck chuck like hotcakes!
     

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