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Ways women turn men down

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Jan 17, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    HE: Can I buy you a drink?
    SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.


    HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours

    SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.


    HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
    SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.


    HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

    SHE: I must've been given your share.


    HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
    SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.


    HE: Your face must turn a few heads.

    SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.


    HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
    SHE: Okay, get out.


    HE: I think I could make you very happy.

    SHE: Why? Are you leaving?


    HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
    SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.


    HE: Can I have your name?

    SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?


    HE: Shall we go see a movie?
    SHE: I've already seen it.


    HE: Where have you been all my life?

    SHE: Hiding from you.


    HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
    SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.


    HE: Is this seat empty?

    SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.


    HE: So, what do you do for a living?
    SHE: I'm a female impersonator.


    HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?

    SHE: Do not enter.


    HE: Where have you been all my life?
    SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams
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  2. My best pick up line...........

    "Hey baby, I say we drink a little whiskey, go back to my place and pretend your feet hate one another"


    Thank goodness im married now and
    dont have to hunt for them anymore.