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Which lin you in

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Oct 22, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Yeh, I know I should be hunting...but gave me and Megs the day off:

    When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to
    Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the
    men to make two lines. One line for the men who were
    true heads of their household and the other line for
    the men who were dominated by their women. I want
    all the women to report to St Peter."
    Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines
    of men. The line of the men who were dominated by
    their wives was 1000 miles long, and in the line of
    men who truly were heads of their household, there
    was only one man.

    God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
    I created you to be the head of your household. You
    have been disobedient and not fulfilled your
    purpose. I told you to be the leader in
    your family. Of all of you only one obeyed. Learn
    from him. Tell them, my son, how did you manage to
    be the only one in this line?

    The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to
    stand here."
  2. Wow, small world. Think I married the sister of that guy's wife.

    I should be out hunting today too, but I have to earn a living some weekends. I well get the dog out tomorrow, try our luck.
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  3. :bonk: Good one
    Some people have to work for a living :banghead3
  4. Whats the old saying- If Momma's not happy-nobodies happy:)