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Why it's tough to solve a redneck murder

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, May 12, 2006.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck
    Murder

    1.. All the DNA is the same.

    2. There are no dental records.
     
  2. OH!!! Thats good. Where do you get this stuff?:bonk:
     

  3. Did you know that a redneck invited the toothbrush, if it had been invited in Indiana it would been a teethbrush
     
  4. Iffin a redneck divorced his wife would they still be brother and sister?:hide:
     
  5. You can tell one at night cause his flashlight has more than 4 batteries.
     
  6. might be a redneck if...

    My Mom told me about an story in her local newspaper where a guy got a DUI while on his lawn tractor.
     
  7. ROTFLMAO! He didn't really mean it. He was just trying to be nice, eh?