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Why parents drink

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Apr 19, 2007.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    A boss wondered why one of his most valued

    employees had not phoned in sick one day.

    Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,

    he dialed the employee's home phone number

    and was greeted with a child's whisper.
    "Is your daddy home?" he asked.
    "Yes," whispered the small voice.
    May I talk with him?
    The child whispered, "No."
    Surprised and wanting to talk with an
    adult, the boss asked, "Is your
    Mommy there?"
    "May I talk with her ?"
    Again the small voice whispered, "No."
    Hoping there was somebody with whom he
    could leave a message, the boss
    asked, "Is anybody else there?"
    "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman"
    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his
    employee's home, the boss
    asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
    "No, he's busy", whispered the child.
    "Busy doing what?"
    "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the
    Fireman," came the whispered answer.
    Growing more worried as he heard what
    sounded like a helicopter through
    the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked,
    "What is that noise?"
    "A helicopter" answered the whispering
    "What is going on there?" demanded the
    boss, now truly apprehensive.
    Again, whispering, the child answered,
    "The search team just landed the helicopter."
    Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated
    the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
    Still whispering, the young voice replied
    with a muffled giggle:
    Now you know why parents drink