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Woman's perfect breakfast?

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by ccavacini, Sep 30, 2005.

  1. ccavacini

    ccavacini Super Mod Mod

    WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

    She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
    WOMEN'S REVENGE


    "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
     
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  2. lol now thats good :D
     
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