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Wooooooo

Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking in the woods, all of

a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened

very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore

off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all

about. Was the other Indian crazy or what?

"No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season when

Indian men see cave, they call 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.

If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to

mate."

Just then they saw another cave. the Indian ran up to the opening of the

cave, stopped, and hollered, "Woooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately,there

was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave He tore

of! f his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly ! wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then

he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in, he was amazed at the size of

the huge opening. He was thinking, "Oh, man! Look at the size of this cave!

It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big,

fine women in this cave!"

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might,

"Wooooo! Wooooo!Wooooo!"

He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the

answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOO! OOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the

cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.....







NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN.


 

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did i mention that i am half Tennessee hillbilly.lol i heard that joke a little different...it went 2 indians and an indiana italian...lol
 

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rico said:
did i mention that i am half Tennessee hillbilly.lol i heard that joke a little different...it went 2 indians and an indiana italian...lol
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that was a good one. Next time I'll make it a Russian hillbilly.
 
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