Hoosier Steelheader's post about the taser got me to thinkin' about the worst gift I ever received. My wife bought me one of those fancy new fangled nose hair trimmers several years ago. She bought it out of one of those little pocket size books with all the junky gadgets in it. Anyway I get it and put it up my nose and squeezed the little doohicky that's SUPPOSED to make it work. It's SUPPOSED to cut your nose hairs when you squeeze the little little doohicky by making the rotary blades rotate and cut 'em. Well it didn't quite work that way. My nose hairs got wrapped inside the rotary doohicky...didn't cut 'em at all...I let go of the thing and it's stuck in my nose 'cause my nose hairs are entwined in it. The only way to get it out was to YANK it out...My eyes watered for an hour after that nose hair purging...NEVER, EVER, use any little gadgets bought from those little pocket size books...THEY WILL HURT YOU...HURT YOU BAD!!! OK, let's hear about your WORST GIFT.