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Discussion in 'Comedy' started by bambicide, Apr 13, 2007.

  1. Fwd: jeff foxworthy livin in indiana





    A Little INDIANA Humor


    >Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy

    >has to say about Hoosiers...

    >

    >If your local Dairy Queen is closed from

    >September through May, you may live in Indiana.

    >

    > If someone in a Home Depot store offers you

    > assistance and they don't work there, you may

    >

    > live in Indiana.

    >

    >

    >

    > If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same

    > time, you may live in Indiana.

    >

    >

    > If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation

    > with someone who dialed a wrong number, you

    >

    > may live in Indiana.

    >

    >

    > If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of

    > Muncie for the weekend, you may live in Indiana.

    >

    >

    > If you measure distance in hours, you may live

    > in Indiana.

    >

    >

    > If you know several people who have hit a deer

    > more than once, you may live in Indiana.

    >

    >

    > If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in

    > the same day and back again, you may live in

    > Indiana.

    >

    >

    > If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow

    > during a raging blizzard without flinching, you

    >

    > may live in Indiana.

    >

    >

    > If you install security lights on your house

    > and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may

    >

    > live in Indiana.

    >

    >

    > If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife

    > knows how to use them, you may live in Indiana.

    >

    >

    > If you design your kid's Halloween costume to

    > fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Indiana.

    >

    >

    > If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph

    > -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,

    >

    > you may live in Indiana.

    >

    >

    > If driving is better in the winter because the

    > potholes are filled with snow, you may live in

    > Indiana.

    >

    >

    > If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter,

    > winter, still winter and road construction, you

    > may live in Indiana.

    >

    >

    > If you have more miles on your snow blower

    > than your car, you may live in Indiana.

    >

    >

    > If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you

    > may live in Indiana.

    >

    >

    > If you actually understand these jokes, and

    > forward them to all your Indiana friends and

    >

    > others, you definitely live in Indiana

    >

    > --

    If you're sitting at the computer in you office and at the same time reading about fishing in the snow, hunting mushrooms, watching turkeys in strut, looking at a picture of some girl bowfishing in a bikini and the forecast is rain changing to snow on April 13th........ well!
     
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  2. If you had two guys like SW and SD around you, you must live in Indiana
     
  3. If you think woodlots, cornfields, soybean fields, and pigs and cows are aesthetically pleasing...you may....

    LIVE IN INDIANA!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. What's wrong with cows? Maybe you didn't spend enough nights in your youth cow tippin', Deano.
     
  5. Yeah, I was too busy stomping silly birds......:mad:
     
  6. To paraphrase: If the speed limit is ANYTHING, and a guy from ILLINOIS passes you, you might be from Indiana
     
  7. If you've ever driven to another state to buy beer on a Sunday...

    and then driven back to collect your deposit!
     
  8. ....YOUUUUUUUUUUU might be from Indiana!!!!!!!!!!

    P.S. I just ran to Michigan on July 1st to get some cold ones. Kinderhook is only a short drive from Lake James.;)
     
  9. I'm 5 minutes fromt the state line....Sunday's have never scared me. :biggrin:
     
  10. About 15-20 Minutes from the line. I am with Jon, Sundays aren't no biggie.:coolgleam
     
  11. In that "case" (Ha..get it??...Never mind:help: ) Stallion and S"Ph"............


    Youuouoouououououuuuuuuuuuu....might be a Redneck!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. You know what's really sad Deano?

    This reallyl proves I'm a redneck......

    I'll fill up a tuperware pitcher full of beer from the Kegerator so I don't have to make multiple trips down to the basement for a refill!!!! And the only reason I do that is because my 4 year old can't reach the tap yet, otherwise I'd send her!! LOL
     
  13. The pitcher only makes economical sense...sending your young daughter to retrieve your beer causes me to ask you to seek :help: . Stop the madness!!!
     
  14. stallion let me come over, i can reach the tap
     
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